- me: *driving an unfamiliar route*
- me: *turns radio down so I can see better*
counting in french
un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept, huit, neuf, dix, onze, douze, treize, quatorze, quinze, seize, dix-sept, dix-huit, dix-neuf, dix-nuts
(via holdthefrickup)
you got games on yo phone?
get this old ass newborn grandma off my feed
(via schloong)
- *throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
- me: BALLIN
- me: BALL IS LIFE
- me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
- me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES
When you listen to ”Blank Space” in public:
When you listen to ”Blank Space” alone:
(via leading-nowhere)








