DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
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in my french class we were learning about the daily routine and in french “bonne heure” means early. so the teacher said “bonne heure in the morning” and one guy got up and said ”yes i have boners in the morning all the time,” he got detention for a week.
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
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If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
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Anonymous asked: z- does anyone in ur family know ur gay?
Just my sister. But she acts like I didn’t tell her because, as she said, I’m crazy and have no idea what I’m talking about.
‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn
this is genuinely the first photo i’ve seen of her looking older
I didn’t know Audrey Hepburn grew old into a bomb-ass old lady until like, last year. I thought she died young cuz that’s the only pictures I’ve ever seen.
omg
I’m joining the masses of people who fuzzily assumed Aubrey Hepburn must have died young.
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